Do people steal the baby Jesus out of YOUR town's mangers too?

[dragonrider]

Ive personally stolen a baby jesus before. Wasnt the brightest idea. I got caught doing in.

A Stoned Jew caught stealing baby Jesus?

[Spoken Word]

hahaha you guys are a trip.
and yea, most mangers around here don't display him until xmas eve.
The thought of stealing him is kind of funny but I don't know....why risk offending people?

[EbelEyes]

A friend and I were thinking about picking two up this season. :thumbsup:

[Trip06]

Im no church freak, but I do belong to a christan family and taking shit like that is fuckin imature and for asswholes. Somebody ganked my mothers light up saint mary thing last christmas. Wow like thats great lets steal something religious so you can put it up your self.

[dragonrider]

Im no church freak

You are a bong-smoking nun.

[happiestmferoutthere]

No one steals baby Jesus, but every year we have kids that assault those big blow up decorations. Like Santa, or Frosty. I guess they attack in the middle of the night and viciously stab them!!
Poor fellas don't stand a chance. They died from their wounds!

[Narf!]

A Stoned Jew caught stealing baby Jesus?

Too funny! You know you really want Him back.

[RUTBpiping]

steal a baby?? I've got one already, who needs another mouth to feed! LOL

Bahahahaha.

But with this baby you could toss it around and abuse it and eternally damn yourself to hell

Yeah true.

no. well at least i hope not. once, i smoked a bowl with my friend behind a clock repair shop. there was a manger scene tucked away in the corner. we were smoking with baby jesus.

Nice.

Maybe baby Jesus was stolen by the three wise-asses.

Maybe bwahaha.

[ScaryMissMary]

In my town a bunch of my friends stole all the Mary statues and lined them up one by one in my driveway. I woke up and was like WTF? I have to admit it was pretty funny at the time.

[FastlaneVR4769]

I dont think anyone wants to be the guy that puts nails in jesus...

LMAO