The only rational choice that you leave us with is to have nothing to do with the Middle East.

Unfortunately, not too many North Americans would be willing to drive their cars less until alternative forms of energy are perfected.

Personally, I'd tell them to shove their oil. We should boycott those bastards until hell freezes over. Fuck 'em all. They'll come crawling back on their hands and knees with bin laden's head on a platter if we did that for a few months.