I realise that beginner smokers have lots of questions....

But seriously man? Most people know this stuff from their fellow smokers...

Anyways yeah, its a roach. Basically - Take a king skin, grind up some green, nice and fine and then grind up some tobacco (out of a ciggy or from a bag of baccy; choice is yours) this is my method, most would very much disagree with putting baccy in the grinder.

If you have no grinder, put a layer of baccy in the fold of the skin pinch of some nice buds, lay if down across it nice and even, lay another thin layer of baccy.

Then, cut out a piece of card about................this long and:-

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That thick. Again, it is all down to preference and how much you put in the J.

After that, pick it all up roll the content into a cylinder shape then grab the roach end and tuck one of the open ends under it, then roll it upward towards the 'open' end of the joint, it should form a conical shape. Stop before you get to the gum strip and lick from the roach end upwards then seal it, keeping it nice and tight.

Your first few will be shit. But you can correct it by tappy tappy with the roach end on a hard surface then pokey pokey in the open end. Then twisty twisty of the remaining paper.

Light that bitch. Toke that bitch. Enjoy that bitch. Watch family guy and enjoy.