Quote Originally Posted by GHoSToKeR
Here's mine!

Posted by Bloogleshleimens, Jun-15-2004, on the 'Everyone post pics of yourselves..' thread..

"As I promised lads and lassies. Herein do i enter a pic of my former self. Now please understand that i full well realize that many of ye fine lassies and handsome blokes just might glarby well be thinking to yarsoofs. What in tarnation had to have befallen such a gorgeous young lass that she would up and do such a dasturdly deed as this. Well it "is" (Bill Clinton taught me that word) quite sickening actually, given the fact that all I was really asking for was to have my DNA altered in the hopes of detouring any attributes that might have arisen in the future due to my heredity. This all due to my discovery of being a decendant of that dear old man the Iotolla Homeinee. Now this would not have bothered me in the least but it had been brought to my attention that this once very kind and gentle human being had undergone the most intense suffering imaginable to any living being for the duration of at least 40 years. I believe they had told me he had been diagnosed with chronic constipation for which there was absolutly no cure. I don't believe one would have to look very closly at my once charming face to notice that I was also beginning to exibit these symptoms. Well it seems that somewhere during this procedure my records had gotten switched with another patient who had been diagnosed with leukeemia and was undergoing intense chemotherapy. Please do not let this rather shocking news disturb you though. I mean look at what they've done for our fine young friend Michael Jackson. (No pun intented, I believe he is truely innocent and a wonderful human being). Possibly, he really is the real Peter Pan in my estimation. Rejoice! folks, anything is possible. Unless of course ya die or something. And who knows, they'll probably even have a cure for that someday if they don't already."

Howdy GhostToker,

If this feller is telling the truth and not pulling our leg..then that means he's related to a brutal,viscious fundy muslim and not some "dear old man". And if he's serious about Michael Jackson being a good person..he's definitely whacked in the head.

My favorite quote, is "God Bless Those Who Choose to Protect Our Freedom !"

What say you ?

Have a good one...Torog