Pictures of the moon I took through my telescope

[beachguy in thongs]

I've seen some pretty spectacular things on the moon that I'm not willing to discuss. I've told very few people. Last winter, during a 4 night stretch, every time I viewed the moon, certain 'events' were taking place. That's all I can really say, but keep watching the sky!

What???

Do you mean, like, family reunions and frat parties?

Or, is it getting pelted by meteors? Or, are they building a jail?