Confess your sins here!

[devilvenom]

now is your chance to repent and save your soul at only half the price. no hail mary's , getting on your knees, or eating little white pancakes. only post those sins u can't live with, all others will be forgiven atomically for a more efficient guilt free sprit ( saves on time so u can go on replenishing with fresh new sins). if u act now will even throw in a halo or a freaky white glow that will follow u around.

devilvenom Reviewed by devilvenom on 11-20-2007. Confess your sins here! now is your chance to repent and save your soul at only half the price. no hail mary's , getting on your knees, or eating little white pancakes. only post those sins u can't live with, all others will be forgiven atomically for a more efficient guilt free sprit ( saves on time so u can go on replenishing with fresh new sins). if u act now will even throw in a halo or a freaky white glow that will follow u around. Rating: 5

[killerweed420]

You need to put a donate button next to your avatar so it'll feel like a real church and then after all the parishoners are gone you can mouth fuck all the little boys.lol

Does that count as a sin?

[Coelho]

My sins woudnt fit in only one post... or even one entire thread...

[snowblind]

i confess that i hate confesionals where the instigator doesn't confess anything

[devilvenom]

i confess that i hate confesionals where the instigator doesn't confess anything

your absolutely right,



as a child i use to enjoy when my sibling would get trouble, even egg it on if i could without making it noticeable, stealing was a way of life, jacking off is suppose to be a sin so i would do it till my dick was raw. now i days i do just to release some pressure, or to fall asleep faster. take the lords name in vain at least as often as possible.

[snowblind]

when i worked at mcdonalds i would regulary hock loogis in the milkshake and ice cream vats as i stored them over night.

i had a ten second rule for dropped food.

i once served a chicken fillet i had stashed in the uhc for three and a half hours.

i had all my mcdonalds stars.

[slavetopot]

Wow how wonderful I have been looking for something just like this. I have so many, don't even know where to begin. :dance:

[TryptamineScape]

confession: I dont' believe in sin, god, the bible, you, or life...what shall I do?

[connector_robot]

I steal, I do drugs, I have sex, I over-indulge in whatever the fuck I want, I take the lords name in vain, I don't believe in him, and I lie.