of course i have

i got this interview to work 911 dispatch for ventura police dept.
i arrive about 1 hour early and get bored just waiting
i told myself ..fuck it i'll smoke a bowl and just wait
i did that and i got more stoned than i wanted

my interview came and two older cops took me into a room
it was my first time being in a police station without handcuffs on
i look like a gangster.im bald and look menacing to some
these cops sensed my badness i guess and grilled mewith questions
i was high as fuck.part of me wanted to laugh out loud
theother half was more interested in the cops croisant
by the way they looked at me i knew i wasnt going to get the job