Hahaha! Anyways, a nug is slang for a "nugget" of cannabis, as you know it. A king paper is just larger than normal.
1) go buy Zig-Zags. They're a brand-name rolling paper sold just about anywhere tobacco is sold.

2) if you have cannabis, break it up so that it is about the same consistency of tobacco (almost)

3) lay it out in a line in the center of a single paper, lengthwise, gummy strip facing you @ top.

4) attempt to put the bottom edge underneath the gummy side, snug, but not so tight you rip the paper.

5) get it as cylindrical as possible, lick the gum, and adhere to the outside of your cylinder.

6) should resemble a cigarette now, maybe vaguely.

7) light one end, enjoy, and try again.