2 truths, 1 lie

[Beefer86]

1. My grandfather was KIA by communists in 1949 while he was trying to keep them from spreading to Greece.
2. I once drove from my home in Tampa Bay to Los Angleles in 2 and a half days with two ounces of Marijuana that I had harvested weeks before the drunken spontaneous decision to drive there, didnt get pulled over, and smoked with a biker gang.
3. I have grown marijuana three times, once outdoors and twice in an indoor setup.

[SyndicateJuggalos17]

I decided to be difficult because its either a habit of mine, or an obsession.

Either way, only one of these is a lie.

1) I didnt lose my virginity until a week or so before my 18th birthday.
2) On two separate occasions I have stayed awake for 7 days straight with sugar being my only chemical stimulant.
3) 1/8 of my bloodline is extinct, and another 1/8 is almost there.
4) I was born with only one testicle.
5) Not counting juvenile offenses, I was high for every single one of my 40+ court appearances from the age of 18 til now. I got off every single one, including 3 possession charges in the space of 6 months.
6) I have narrowly escaped death so many times that I no longer even blink when making a reflex reaction that undoubtedly saved my life.

Choose wisely.

#6 cuz ya everyone has something that'll make them flinch

1| I've been caught on video by the police, breaking the law (felony), and got away with it

2| I have caused over $90,000 (or was it $900,000) of damage in less than an hour

3| I once smoked a blunt with my only three friends during lunch period in the parking lot

[420_24/7]

I decided to be difficult because its either a habit of mine, or an obsession.

Either way, only one of these is a lie.

1) I didnt lose my virginity until a week or so before my 18th birthday.
2) On two separate occasions I have stayed awake for 7 days straight with sugar being my only chemical stimulant.
3) 1/8 of my bloodline is extinct, and another 1/8 is almost there.
4) I was born with only one testicle.
5) Not counting juvenile offenses, I was high for every single one of my 40+ court appearances from the age of 18 til now. I got off every single one, including 3 possession charges in the space of 6 months.
6) I have narrowly escaped death so many times that I no longer even blink when making a reflex reaction that undoubtedly saved my life.

Choose wisely.

4 idk if i can believe that you have only one testicle.
On another note, can i have your life?

[GraziLovesMary]

4 idk if i can believe that you have only one testicle.
On another note, can i have your life?

Excellent choice, my friend. For, although there are a number of documented cases, even in these modern times, of people born with only one testicle... I do not happen to be one of those people.

To answer your question... I dont see why not... but the REAL question is... could you HANDLE my life???

[GraziLovesMary]

#6 cuz ya everyone has something that'll make them flinch

1| I've been caught on video by the police, breaking the law (felony), and got away with it

2| I have caused over $90,000 (or was it $900,000) of damage in less than an hour

3| I once smoked a blunt with my only three friends during lunch period in the parking lot

Negative.. #6 is incorrect. And my fears do not stem from harm coming to me, but harm coming to those I love without being able to do a damn thing about it. I do not fear death, and pain is an old friend. Torture is a state of mind, and fear is the tightening of the noose.

If I were to have been gripped by fear during any one of my close encounters, I would have hesitated, and I would have died. Instead, I surveyed my surroundings, judged my options, and went with the most logical decision. Then I stuck with my decision and executed it precisely in each scenario. My only other option was death. Death doesnt scare me, but it isnt my time yet. I will know when it is my time, and I will fearlessly accept my fate, even embrace it. However that time is centuries down the road.


As for you.... I would say #3. Because even though you are an admitted Juggalo, I still cant see you having only 3 friends.

[LIP]

Negative.. #6 is incorrect. And my fears do not stem from harm coming to me, but harm coming to those I love without being able to do a damn thing about it. I do not fear death, and pain is an old friend. Torture is a state of mind, and fear is the tightening of the noose.

If I were to have been gripped by fear during any one of my close encounters, I would have hesitated, and I would have died. Instead, I surveyed my surroundings, judged my options, and went with the most logical decision. Then I stuck with my decision and executed it precisely in each scenario. My only other option was death. Death doesnt scare me, but it isnt my time yet. I will know when it is my time, and I will fearlessly accept my fate, even embrace it. However that time is centuries down the road.



As for you.... I would say #3. Because even though you are an admitted Juggalo, I still cant see you having only 3 friends.

Pain is a sensation. Sensations are there to thrill you, therefore you like pain, you just dont know it yet. I like pain.

[mfqr]

1. I love smoking weed
2. I forgot what this thread was about
3.

[Flameon]

1. I love smoking weed
2. I forgot what this thread was about
3.

I'm going for 3 on this one for obvious reasons! lol

OK here's three

1). I used to drink glasses of fresh snakes blood in Thailand.
2). I once won a bet which involved completing the alphabet sex game (sleeping with someone who's first name begins with A, B, C etc).
3). The second most wanted man on the F.B.I's list (not current), once got me drunk before trying to blow up the boat I was on.

[smokealot123]

1) i just met the most amazing girl through a dating website, and she only lives a town away!
2)I have 2 different strains of pot right now!
3) I'm really one gay bastard!

this one is easy if ya know me

3 is true lol, i dont think u have 2 strains



1. i got fired from wallmart for smoking pot:jointsmile:

2. i got 3 budding dope plants stolen from me backyard

3. i smoked a half oz of purple kush today:stoned:

[420_24/7]

could you HANDLE my life???

maybe not, but i sure would love to watch a movie about it