I decided to be difficult because its either a habit of mine, or an obsession.

Either way, only one of these is a lie.

1) I didnt lose my virginity until a week or so before my 18th birthday.
2) On two separate occasions I have stayed awake for 7 days straight with sugar being my only chemical stimulant.
3) 1/8 of my bloodline is extinct, and another 1/8 is almost there.
4) I was born with only one testicle.
5) Not counting juvenile offenses, I was high for every single one of my 40+ court appearances from the age of 18 til now. I got off every single one, including 3 possession charges in the space of 6 months.
6) I have narrowly escaped death so many times that I no longer even blink when making a reflex reaction that undoubtedly saved my life.

Choose wisely.