When i was a teenager i got pissed, came home at about 4 in the morning, fell over, and went straight to the toilet to piss. So i've started pissing, and me mum calls my name to make sure it's actually me - so i turn round still pissing and pissed all over the wall and towels.
LIP Reviewed by LIP on . The best part of waking up (story) Well here i am sitting here w/ one of my roomies thinking about what just happened. So i wake up at 8 am and i hear some shit going on btw my other two roomies. "you're gonna clean this fucking mess up god damnit. what the fuck are you thinking? bla bla so im sitting in bed thinking to myself what sort of joy is going to await me outside my room, Im thinking probably someone puked all over our stuff or something. Walk outta my room, peek into the family room and it looks fine, very Rating: 5