I got excited when I saw Ashland, but now relieved to see it was not my hometown but some whack place in Kentucky.

Stapler robbery is pretty fucking dumb
insanity Reviewed by insanity on . Man Uses Stapler to Rob Store A man wearing a ski mask held up an eastern Kentucky ice cream store with a stapler, and briefly got away with $175. ASHLAND, Ky. (AP) - A man wearing a ski mask held up an eastern Kentucky ice cream store with a stapler, and briefly got away with $175. Police identified the stapler bandit as Gerald A. Rocchi, 32, who was arrested shortly after he allegedly flashed a chrome-plated stapler at an employee of The Ice Cream Shop in Ashland on Tuesday and demanded money. Ashland Police Rating: 5