out of all the household stuff, he chooses a stapler? a pair of scissors would be more practical, and leathal i think... i think im gonna rob a gas station with a paper punch. and if they refuse, im gonna punch holes in there ears, and whatever other saggy flaps of skin i can get ahold of! i think i can get away with it! if all else fails, ill just throw it at them.
Frickr Reviewed by Frickr on . Man Uses Stapler to Rob Store A man wearing a ski mask held up an eastern Kentucky ice cream store with a stapler, and briefly got away with $175. ASHLAND, Ky. (AP) - A man wearing a ski mask held up an eastern Kentucky ice cream store with a stapler, and briefly got away with $175. Police identified the stapler bandit as Gerald A. Rocchi, 32, who was arrested shortly after he allegedly flashed a chrome-plated stapler at an employee of The Ice Cream Shop in Ashland on Tuesday and demanded money. Ashland Police Rating: 5