How does this work? Are we creating a virtual president from these issues or standing for election ourselves? Anyway, here's a tuppence or two from me. I promise nothing, in no specific order, all are important issues.

ABORTION: Ultimately it is the human right of the bearer of the child/phoetus to decide this, however it is a practise that I strongly disfavour, probably owing largely to the fact I am adopted as well as very clever.

AFFIRMATIVE ACTION: Affirmative action to what?

BUDGET & TAXES: Fuck the economy. Fuck money and greed. Love is what binds the cosmos.

CAMPAIGN & POLITICAL REFORM: Isn't that what standing for president is all about?

CRIME, DEATH PENALTY & DRUGS: No to capital punishment. Commensurate periods of incarcerate/withdrawal from society for violent offenders. All drugs decriminalised and help given to addicts.

EDUCATION: Very important. I want the children of today to be aware of and inspired by organic, sustainable and creative methods and encouraged to deal with all negative issues passively. The educational system must be reformed to deal with the individual childs needs and to harness any kind of talent a child has. It must not be run in clockwork to the 9-5 bullshit work ethos, children must be outdoors in the daytime, not in the classroom. Lessons will be given in the evening mostly.

ENVIRONMENT: The colours green and brown shall predominate the foreground, blue sky for the upper horizon to be encouraged.

EUTHANASIA ("Right-to-Die"): If I was faced with death, or lots and lots of excuciating pain then death, I know what I'd choose.

FOREIGN RELATIONS: There will be no foreign relations, there will be no foreigners. All State barriers will be erased and the freedom to roam granted to all. Clearly a stupid idea from a realpolitik stance, but one which I hope shall win me the holiday of a lifetime on the love vote.

FIRST AMENDMENT, FREE SPEECH & THE INTERNET: Free porn and the internet, dunno what the first amendment is....

GAY RIGHTS: Up the bum, not up the bum, whatever he or she chooses. Cock or carpet, same sex, no sex, sex with goats, lavatory fetishes, whatever churns your turns is good with me. No animals no children.

GUNS: Its not a question of whether we should have guns or not, we already have them now, so basically we need them now. All military defence organisations should be arrested immediately, and tried for crimes against humanity.

HEALTH CARE: All defence expenditure will be directed away from defence and instead given to poor families so that they can buy healthy food for their children.

IMMIGRATION: See foreign relations.

INTERNATIONAL TRADE:Global trading will be severly curbed, unless it absolutely necessary for the survival of a nation.

LABOR UNIONS, JOBS & BUSINESS:
MILITARY, WAR & VETERANS:
SOCIAL SECURITY & SENIORS:

Fucked if I know to the last three. Let the old folks do there thang. Vote for me.
Staurm Reviewed by Staurm on . Create the Perfect President Lets keep this real instead of the usual anti-war...pro-war b.s. Take as many of the issues that concern us from the listing below and create YOUR perfect candidate. ABORTION AFFIRMATIVE ACTION BUDGET & TAXES CAMPAIGN & POLITICAL REFORM CRIME, DEATH PENALTY & DRUGS EDUCATION ENVIRONMENT EUTHANASIA ("Right-to-Die") Rating: 5