One of my testicles is slightly larger than the other, my nose has a slight tilt to the left which on the plus side is only noticable by close inspection in the mirror- I don't think anyone has noticed it apart from me really owing to the fact I don't normally stand directly in front of people for lengthy periods unless I am kissing them or looking at them on the TV, other than that I'm quite a handsome fellow actually. Mustn't grumble.