Okay....that...........is probably one of the only crimes I consider more retarded getting in trouble for than smoking marijuana at your own home with you and a couple friends.

Okay, in case you didn't understand that:

I think getting in trouble for giving out cookies (THEY WEREN'T EVEN "SPECIAL") is more retarded than getting in trouble for smoking ghanja in your own home with you and a couple friends, with no intention to drive anywhere at ALL for the next 15 hours.