I forgot to mention that, altough some guys can do autofellatio, hahah! Oh geeze.

EDIT: Oh no, Dave! Dogs do that to MAKE you think they're dumb, They're actually quite smarter. My dog can easily interpret theoretical physics equations, and knows more than 50 recipes for potato salad by heart. It's really amazing...
Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on . Are they smarter? After watching countless hours of my dogs entertaining themselves, it gave me a very good reason to sit down and think a while. I sparked up a bowl, climbed a hill behind my house with my dogs, and let them play in the fields. Simply by letting out a highly complex series of hormone combinations, dogs can easily tell what is going on with each other; whether it's a combination of body language and fear being sensed in the pack, or a silly play bow and ginning face, dogs readily pick up these Rating: 5