when a man and a woman or a man and a man or a woman and a woman or a man and 2 women love each other very much, the mans penis becomes hard. he then slides it into the ladies vagina which is like a soft warm sleive and wiggles it around, till his penis sneezes baby making juice which swims into her womb and makes babies.

wait this wasnt a pidgeon english request for the facts of life was it ?