Quote Originally Posted by friendowl
that is why i wont get married
if you dont do what she says
there goes sex
she has you under her spell
next time you two are driving somewhere
and she isnt wearing a seatbelt
crash into a pole [under 40 mph please]
her near death expereince should change her for the better
no more honey do's
Im not proud of it, but... disturbing and possibly offensive things make me laugh the hardest.



This was no exception.



ell oh ell. In a public library of all places... Tsk tsk tsk...