Who do I contact? Somebody shoot me down.

[beachguy in thongs]

Putting my mattress, my couch, and clothes, into a U-Haul, and, moving a thousand miles north, to Wisconsin, to live with a girl that I've never seen before is as close to suicide as I'm getting.

See how slow I am?

[beachguy in thongs]

Girlfriend says it's a "no-grow".

We don't have room or the money (especially for the lighting).

[Weedhound]

Well it makes your job harder...finding the right strain for you. I remember some discussions about nerve pain vs glaucoma and how one strain worked GREAT for the person with glaucoma while another worked TERRIFIC for someones back pain but didn't do shit for the guy with glaucoma. So its a matter of finding out WHICH one fits you.

[Weedhound]

Until I started growing myself I honestly had NO idea of just HOW MUCH difference there is between strains. Just from the growing experience I've learned TONS about the fact that there really ARE different strains for different stuff....and they really do work that way.

[qdavid]

Your mission, should you accept it, is to educate your girlfriend on the many many, benefits, in so many, many ways of mj. Get her to peruse some of the links Granny made that are in the Marijuana and Health section as a sticky. Find a copy and have her read "The Emperor Wears No Clothes" by Jack Herer (I can send you a copy to an IM or something). Be subtle but make sure she understands that "the truth is out there". Above all, keep your humor, man. Laughter is the best medicine.

[beachguy in thongs]

The really green stuff helps me the best. I figured that it's the sativa.

It's just like the fact that I have to seek the devil to be able to sleep, tonight.

I am going to be the nation's first ghost-grower. I'm going to have invisible pot growing on my walls.

[qdavid]

Girlfriend says it's a "no-grow".

We don't have room or the money (especially for the lighting).

I guess I kinda read that wrong. She's not anti-mj as much as just anti-grow. But that don't tell anyone thing should work (I hope) and I keep hearing how cops aren't interested in small growers but want to bring down money making grow-ops. I hope that's true. Good stealth can fool people standing right next to a grow cab. Oh, and right now Amazon has a 150W security lamp on sale for $50 w/ free shipping. That would do a whole grow and produce fine nugs. You'd probably have to take that baby apart but it ain't hard and there's directions on that around too.

[beachguy in thongs]

She says, "If we owned our own house, then we could grow it."

If there were ever a rock and a hard place, to be stuck between, I'm cemented in.

[beachguy in thongs]

I guess I kinda read that wrong. She's not anti-mj as much as just anti-grow. But that don't tell anyone thing should work (I hope) and I keep hearing how cops aren't interested in small growers but want to bring down money making grow-ops. I hope that's true. Good stealth can fool people standing right next to a grow cab. Oh, and right now Amazon has a 150W security lamp on sale for $50 w/ free shipping. That would do a whole grow and produce fine nugs. You'd probably have to take that baby apart but it ain't hard and there's directions on that around too.

Thanks for the information, gdavid.

It still seems like light-years away.

[beachguy in thongs]

I am willing to be put under someone's wing.

Markass, I still am not sure which route I will take.

I will let God show me the way (in other words, I'll listen to my heart and wait for signs).