Anyone showing up at my door unannounced late in the evening is gonna leave as dry as they came, and with their ears ringing too.

House rules:
Don't park on the lawn.
Don't show up without calling first.
Don't call after ten.
Don't bring anyone else without asking in advance if it's cool, and identifying them.
Don't leave anyone sitting in the car.
Don't leave the vehicle running.
Expect to stay long enough for a cup of tea.

I'm not trying to have some fool blow up my spot just because they're dry... I may always have weed, but it's because I've got a reliable connect (my attic)... get your own connect, and if you're gonna come beggin, play by my rules. I don't tax my friends, but that's because they treat my home as a friend's home, not a dealer's spot.