Molasses in hash?

[Purple Banana]

I've never tried hash before, so my dealer hooked me up with some. It smells (and has a taste) VERY similar to molasses, and has a brownish syrupy stickiness to it. I tried smoking it, but alas, it smelled and tasted horrible, not to mention I got ZERO smoke out of it, even holding the flame on for a bit to get it bubbling.

Can someone brief me on this? Are my suspicions founded? Or does hash really have a strong resemblence to molasses?

Purple Banana Reviewed by Purple Banana on 11-13-2007. Molasses in hash? I've never tried hash before, so my dealer hooked me up with some. It smells (and has a taste) VERY similar to molasses, and has a brownish syrupy stickiness to it. I tried smoking it, but alas, it smelled and tasted horrible, not to mention I got ZERO smoke out of it, even holding the flame on for a bit to get it bubbling. Can someone brief me on this? Are my suspicions founded? Or does hash really have a strong resemblence to molasses? Rating: 5

[potsmokingnome]

I don't think ya got hash, and if ya did that sounds like the nastiest hash I have ever heard of..Yeah should have got some smoke out of it, and if it tastes horrible thats not a good sign either. Good hash is supose to taste good! Sorry ya got ripped off, how much did ya pay?

[Purple Banana]

Ugh 60 for an 8th...

I usually have an okay rapport with my dealer, but he's waaaay stingy with money and cheap, so I don't think he'd take it too well. I wll try to talk to him, because this really pisses me off. It doesn't have even ONE remote scent of pot.

EDIT: The more I smell it, the more it smells EXACTLY like gingerbread cookies. Lovely smell, it's got a sugary taste to it, so I don't think this is hash in the slightest.

[potsmokingnome]

you paid 60 for 3.5 grams of bad hash?...I'm so sorry to hear that! If ya were close to me I'd invite ya over for some real hash, that would knock your socks off!

[Purple Banana]

This really pisses me off... I'm going to try to call him, and get my money back, or exchange for some bud. I'm usually one not to fall for this kind of stuff, but it was wrapped in a tight seal; I should have inspected it, but it was dark and I had to leave.

EDIT: I just did a glucose sampling, it's through the ROOF with sugar coating. Fuck.

[potsmokingnome]

This really pisses me off... I'm going to try to call him, and get my money back, or exchange for some bud. I'm usually one not to fall for this kind of stuff, but it was wrapped in a tight seal; I should have inspected it, but it was dark and I had to leave.

EDIT: I just did a glucose sampling, it's through the ROOF with sugar coating. Fuck.

Yeah see if yas can get your money back, or exchange of bud would be good...I wonder if you juswt smoked a hunk of molases? now that would be nasty....

[Purple Banana]

It tasted horrible... nothing like pot at all, no high, nothing. I've smoked compressed kief, which in essence, is very similar to hash, and it tastes beautiful. This just gives off a nasty burning smell.

I'm in chat, btw.

[potsmokingnome]

Yeah that definately wasn't Hash then, that really sucks. Hope you get your money back or an exchange! how much of it did ya smoke?

[Nightrafe]

It doesn't have even ONE remote scent of pot.

Hash never smell like weed, you know.
You can try to roll it in a joint together with some tobacco. Crumble or grind the hash good and then it will burn better.

[Purple Banana]

I know it never smells like weed. What I DO know, is that it's not supposed to smell and taste like gingerbread cookies. It's supposed to smell heady. This just gives off a burning sugar stench when it's being burned. I've tried multiple ways to light it, each time it simply bubbles and has an acrid smell come from it. That's not hash, man.