LSTTT: Low Stress Twisty Tie Training

[MVP]

When do you plan to fire up a fatty or a bowl so we can get a smoke report?

[Opie Yutts]

Assuming you want a report on the healthiest one, 5 days until harvest, then 3 more until something is dry enough to smoke, so a week and a day, Feb 20, 2008. Meet me here at 8:00 PM. We'll hang, toke a little, or a lot, and talk about weed and the universe. Now if you want a report on anything cured, uh... middle of May?

[Opie Yutts]

Good Lord, I can't stop laughing at your avitar. Just got done watching Blades of Glory. Had a hard time copying that one.

[Rock.Steady]

damm Opie, just Damm:thumbsup:

[Opie Yutts]

Thanks Rock.

[MVP]

Dude, just beating all the newbs to the "When is the smoke report?" question.... But since you offered I gotta book the middle of May for a roadtrip ^^^^ ....

[Opie Yutts]

Sounds perfect, May flowers and all...

[Opie Yutts]

It was a dark and stormy night. The shapes on the opposite wall swirled and moved in time to the music, and eventually turned into snakes and demons and Indians and stuff. In the distance I heard the beat of a different drum. I felt 15 feet tall and as wide as an airport, yet I felt incredibly small in the vast emptiness that was my huge room. Colors everywhere and everpulsing. My insides... Oh wait, that was something else.

It was a regular and calm night. There were no shapes doing interesting things. I took a little pinch of Sickhead and one of the medium health ones, and I popped em in the microwave along with a small glass of water. I microwaved them on the defrost setting for about 4 minutes, turning every minute. Mmmmm nice and properly dried and cured, just the way I like it.

My first small bong hit was from Sickhead, and I realized that I hadn't quite dried them enough. I planned on putting the next hit on a small bed of dry shake to help it burn. I also planned on taking a full hit next time. I was pleasantly surprised how smooth the first hit was, as it rivaled the hits of most properly flushed and cured smokes I've had previously. The taste was that of some kind of berry, or perhaps a mix of strawberry and cherry. Very pleasant, again much to my surprise.

I started posting, but I don't remember where. I had a pretty pleasant buzz going and I remember that I had trouble concentrating when it came time to read or write. The downloaded (legally of course) White Stripes MP3 collection sounded particularly nice and full on my big stereo speakers that I had attached to my PC. I told myself that I ought to listen to those guys more often. Not exactly what I would call hugely talented, but kinda like AC/DC, Trio and Johny Cash; It doesn't matter so long as they can create cool songs that people will enjoy listening to.

After about an hour I suddenly realized that I had yet to take my 2nd hit. I loaded a full hit on a little bed of dry trim and sucked it all down, leaving a little space at the end to fill up with air. As I exhaled I became a little dizzy and my hands began to tingle. The dizziness and tingling soon subsided and I felt a warm relaxing feeling spread throughout my body, yet at the same time my mind began to race. I thought of a lot of cool stuff other than the things I was posting about, but I didn't write anything down and I can't remember most of it.

Then I came back to this thread and started laughing my ass off again at MVPs new avatar. I started my report and now it's at it's end. Dad gum it, I need to get up in a few minutes, so I'd better hit the sack. Nitol.

[Opie Yutts]

Oh yeah, somewhere in the midst of all that I made this:

[Rock.Steady]

why do so many stories start with the

it was a dark and stormy night,,,,,,

:wtf:

it was a great read, couldnt put it down