obviously the aneswer is to build a jinga-ma-hoozie. now one might ask themself what is a jinga-ma-hoozie? the answer is quite simple. its anything you want it to be; to the untrained eye, in reality its a boat thats made of pennies and is powerd by lava, cocaine and just a pinch of imagination.
be careful not to drop those fetussess in the the ocean though, itll be a long way to go with no sandwiches.