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    #11
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    The Sperm Bank Heist

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    [align=center]Anarchism stands for the liberation of the human mind from the dominion of religion; the liberation of the human body from the dominion of property; liberation from the shackles and restraint of government.”[/align][align=right]—Emma Goldman[/align]
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    #12
    Senior Member

    The Sperm Bank Heist

    check these pics out. kinda trippy
    imp: So nigga what you mean
    my favorite color green imp:

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    #13
    Senior Member

    The Sperm Bank Heist

    rofl, good one

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    #14
    Senior Member

    The Sperm Bank Heist

    The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in
    conception from the instructor. "As soon as you hear the
    siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until
    you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the
    cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg.
    Address it and say, 'I'm a Sperm.' She will answer, 'I'm an
    Egg.' From that moment on you will work together to create
    the embryo. Do you understand?"

    The sperm nodded affirmatively.

    Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the
    siren. He wakes immediately and runs to the tunnel. A
    multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive
    first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks
    back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm. He is
    able to swim at a slower pace but does approach the red,
    sticky ball.

    When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles
    and says, "Hi, I'm a sperm!"

    The red sticky ball smiles and says, "Hi. I'm a tonsil."

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    #15
    Senior Member

    The Sperm Bank Heist

    My friend took this pic on her way to work last summer... A picture says a thousand words rings so true sometimes.

    Hahaha, Asp, good one.

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    #16
    Member

    The Sperm Bank Heist

    wow thanks u made my laugh

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    #17
    Senior Member

    The Sperm Bank Heist

    LOL!!! this thread just keeps gettin funnier

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    #18
    Senior Member

    The Sperm Bank Heist

    damn.....this is going to be weak bc im lazy, but just picture it.....i saw it online somewhere. but theres a liquor store and its called. "BUNGHOLE LIQUORS" i know thats not funny at all without the pic.....wtf whatever

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    #19
    Senior Member

    The Sperm Bank Heist

    like pretend you just drove by it................still no???.....damn....from now on ill just post the pic, or nothing at all.

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    #20
    Senior Member

    The Sperm Bank Heist

    lmfao i love it i love it all keep it comin i got sum goodens cumin in a bit

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