Good Job for a Stoner

[Nochowderforyou]

Become a hitman or someone who breaks legs for money.

I don't know what you mean by a "stoner" job. Like a job where you do basically nothing? Become a janitor. If you want to use your brain while still being a smart smoker, then go something a little higher up.

Getting high is fun, but at 25, you should be considering somehing a little more productive and worthwhile. I toke daily, but after work, that toke is so much better than being a burnout.

Just a suggestion. Think about what you would like to do and find something. I have no idea what you'd like. Work the night shift somewhere as a security guard or something. Easiest job ever, but boring as hell.

Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on 11-12-2007. Good Job for a Stoner How are you all doing tonight? I'm a long time weed head, been smoking since 1995 aka since i was 13. I'm 25 now and looking for a good job for a stoner. Good being decent to OK money but no stressing out on drug tests and urine samples. i'm tired of taping quick fix to my leg and stressin out cuz i enjoy marijuana over say...oh, i don't know...heroin or meth! got any ideas? ps: i was a long time poster at overgrow.com i come in peace and really high Rating: 5

[ghosty]

Well if your looking for just anything, I'd suggest getting a job at a pizza place. The place I used to work at, and many of my friends worked at for many years, and any piiza place I've ever known of friends working there have all been pretty cannabis friendly. Some even got to smoke in the store while working! It seems to be that way at a lot of pizza places.

[JaggedEdge]

My suggestion:

Stop smoking for a while and find a job regardless of drug tests. Most jobs won't drug test you once you are hired unless they are looking for a reason to fire you.

If you can't put down the joint for a month, you could always go into food service. The only time they drug test is when you injure yourself on the job, and the only reason for it is to see if you qualify for workmen's comp. Several of my co-workers have been injured on the job, and the worst that happened to them was not getting their med bills paid by the company. They still had jobs though.

[DurbanStone]

Become a hitman or someone who breaks legs for money.

I don't know what you mean by a "stoner" job. Like a job where you do basically nothing? Become a janitor. If you want to use your brain while still being a smart smoker, then go something a little higher up.

Getting high is fun, but at 25, you should be considering somehing a little more productive and worthwhile. I toke daily, but after work, that toke is so much better than being a burnout.

Just a suggestion. Think about what you would like to do and find something. I have no idea what you'd like. Work the night shift somewhere as a security guard or something. Easiest job ever, but boring as hell.

Good post, I agree

And welcome from overgrow.com

[WEsmokeED]

I toke daily, but after work, that toke is so much better than being a burnout.

Agreed.

[Purple Banana]

As a substitute teacher, they don't drug test us at all. It might not be the same in every county, but it's really an easy job, and I talk it up with the kids all day. Just make sure to go in with a VERY chill attitude, kids don't like being told what to do and bossed around.

[HinduKushIndica]

i'm 25 and have some bills to pay so i don't want to work at jamba juice or subway even though there is nothing wrong with that if you don't have serious financial commitments or can afford to live on minimum wage or close to it. this current job i'm up for pays $12/hr and i have the piss test friday. i got quick fix and am going to tape it to my leg with electrical tape. i also have a physical. it's a good place to work. i guess i just have to monitor my weed habits. it's real easy for me not to toke but when i do pick up, i just like to get really, really high until there is no more weed left. that's usually when people can tell i'm stoned...after i've smoked about a gram or two of kind weed to myself. modeartion is key, i hear. and the best thing would be the after work toke. if you can limit it to one or two tokes that is. usually, when i'd get home from work i would get high but i wouldn't stop smoking until like midnight so the next day i would still feel some of the effects aka be out of it a little bit but feel totally relaxed. hopefully, i get this job but if not, i'll probably end up working at jamba juice just to pay the bills until i find something that can pay better.

[silkyblue]

keep your current job and smoke less sage
just stay one step ahead of the governments game
they could care less what herbs do to one

If you quit a job
you gotta start at the bottom rung again
you dont get those years back

think hard and long before you quit

why not just slow down with herby

money dont grow on trees

I wish it did but it dont

[JDMBoy420]

yup stick to your job.. jamba juice is a highschool job..

[dragonrider]

Maybe you should try air-traffic controller --- it's a very trippy job with lots of little green lights that you move around on a screen like a video game. And you get to use words like "niner niner" and "vector."

Another one to consider would be a technician at a nuclear power plant. Again, there are lots of flashing lights and little dials and gauges, which is kind of trippy, and sometimes there are blaring emergency sirens, which are very exciting.

Another fun job for stoners is astronaut. Zero gravity is a blast when you are high, and it is fun to just stare out the window at the earth and the moon and the trippy little aliens.