i'm a mole....

and lmao zwitter you know how to push my buttons and get me excited....

Sex is not the most important thing in the mole's life but if there is one animal personality that can push all the right buttons; it would be its soul mate, the bat. (like Yoko Ono) The bat and the mole share a love for dark intimacy and when these two get together, black magic is bound to happen.

http://www.animalinyou.com/Mole.htm

btw, i'd say that's dead fucking right... the whole damn explination on moles, not just the sex thing