Don't put it in the Microwave mate. Just because its green doesn't mean you can skip culinary rules.

Step one:Put the green in a pan with some oil on med heat until you feel its done. Add saucepan full of water to stove top on med heat bringing to a rolling boil.Step Two:Get metal bowl and position over boiling water. Add two cups of semi sweet chocolate and let melt add green oil to chocolate. Step Three:Drain saucepan and add 3 cups of milk heat on medium temperature to your liking .Step Four: Add chocolate and prepare to get stoned. Idk you could do this:Also could be gone by putting green in oil and then into milk but that doesn't seem all to appetizing to me.

P.S Adding marshmallow to milk gives it more consistency and meshes well with the chocolate.