I must of been a piece of SHIT in my past life!

[beachguy in thongs]

THEN lost my wallet and shit.

Just go back to the bar, you were at. It worked for me, in Saratoga, NY.

edit: Okay, this was yesterday and you're feeling fine, now.

I guess, you found your wallet.

[Barrelhse]

Yes, you WERE a piece of shit. You pushed me down in 1255, ass-hole, and I haven't forgiven you.

[TheGreatBenzino]

WOW its been a while, I havent been on this shit for sooooooo long! Well life is DOPE! I live with four people who are of age, so i party constantly, The ladies have taken a liking to my new style. I am sitting in the PHEONIX airport and I am about to embark on a 24 day adventure to my home town. As some of you may remember, that whole story of that one girl and BLAH BLAH BLAH i was gay, was WAY attached. But she is reggretting being a DOUCHE and leaving so she wants to talk. HAHAHAHAHAHA what a joke. SO I am planning on having the best time of my life while home, So i made a decision.. I am going to post each day that is worth talking about on here for you all to read. Just thought I would let you know... I am sure you all are SOOO CURIOUS. hahaha. PAYYYYYCE i'll probably write one about my first day FURSURE>