When I got my wisdom teeth out, the oral surgeon told me to go get some stuff ready before the day of the surgery --- prescription filled, ice packs, soft food, etc.

So I went to the store, bought myself a bunch of pudding cups and applesauce and stuff like that, and while I was there I got some canned cat food for my cat too.

When I was going through the checkout, the cashier asked if I was doing anything good for the weekend, and I said, "No, the reason I am buying all this soft food is I'm going to get my wisdom teeth pulled out on Friday."

She stopped in the middle of scanning a can of Friskies, looked me in the eye, and said, "Did you just say you are going to be eating CAT FOOD because you are getting your teeth pulled out?"

"Yeah. I can't go back on kibble for a week..."