Good News/Bad News regarding Quick Fix 4.0. The heat pad got activated in the mail (it is activated simply by shaking it) but luckily I had a back up plan and was able to use that sticky heat pad to do the job.

I went into this hospital for a full physical. hearing test, check up, cough check, seeing test, piss test, lifting test, ect. I went in there at 8am and got out at NOON. 4 hours! Waiting for the Doctor probably took an hour and a half between the time in the waiting room and the time in the room.

First, I took my piss test. I walked into the room and quietly untaped the bottle of quick fix 4.0 from my leg and poured it into the cup. When I initially tried to pull the bottle out of the electrical tape around my leg, fake piss went all over the place. Luckily, I had enough left over to fill up the cup to meet their satisfaction. I talked up the nurse, Mary, through all of the tests (hearing, seeing, piss, ect.) and asked her what the doctor was going to check for. She told me he would check my balls, aka the ole cough test. I knew I had an empty plastic bottle taped around my leg with a heat pad attached to it so I told Mary that I had to make a phone call real quick. I went to the car and cut the tape with a knife and left the bottle and everything in the Caddy. I then went back in and finished the check up.

I received a call earlier in the week saying that i got the job! Just make sure you have a back up plan if your heating pad is no good.
HinduKushIndica Reviewed by HinduKushIndica on . Urine test next Wed i've been smoking chronic for about a month, i have not smoked for about 1 week. i have a urine test next wed. i always drink a ton of water (1-2 liters a day) because it naturally energizes me and makes me feel healthy. i have the "test-in Duz'z it" 32 oz fruit punch drink which advises me to take 1 1/2 hours before the test along with "crisis tablets." i do not have these tablets. should i get them or is that a waste of money? i plan on drinking gallons of water each day until then. Rating: 5