Once I was at a party and this kid ((who I could take if needed.. he was like.. half the size of me)) wouldn't get out of my chair. ((MY chair! lol.. I was high and drunk so when I got up to get another shot I expected my fucking chair back)) Well, the kid who took it used to make fun of me, and I told him to get up. He was like "do something about it. Don't just be a little bitch" I was like "Fine. Ill just be a little bitch AND do something about it" so I backhanded him. lol. Then I just picked him up and moved him while he was flailing around. He came back and I was just relaxing in the chair and was like "okay fucking move" so i tossed my beer at him and he just went around telling everyone what a bitch I was for slapping him. But seeing as I was blacking in and out, I didn't care much at all.

BTW - I woke up with marker on my face along the lines of "IM A PUSSY BITCH" or something and a penis was drawn on my neck. lol. It was so worth it for the only comfy recliner there.
Encatuse Reviewed by Encatuse on . Gettn' slapped alright, before i went to work i went over to my friends apartment and had a smoke, was properly wrecked, showed up to work and watched the second half of friday(great movie), besides the point, after this movie i was bullshitting with this girl who also works there and this other guy( who as of recently i was cool with) comes up and makes it all serious and asks her "do you want me to slap him?" im stoned and like wtf? so i get slapped(when he's being serious) and then he says he joking, so i Rating: 5