Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
in texas -

When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone..
:wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos..
Anne Summers shops aren't big in Texas then?

Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel..
They send out SWAT teams !

Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed..
Dear sir I am going to rob you on the third of this month in downtown Dallas......... LOL that's so insane

Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Please tell me you're kidding on this one?