Welcome to the forums bud, :jointsmile:

To your question, I would advise you to make keif instead. This is simple. Simply get a grinder with a keif catcher and smoke a lot of of pot, or at least grind it. Then get the keif and press it. There are many tuts on this site, I'm sure. I think one of them involved a meat hammer, sounds promising :thumbsup: (<-- that was a joke btw)

I'm pretty baked though.. and I don't really care for hash too much because it's just a waste of time and pointless. I don't like spending my time doing it, but i'll probably buy it if its around..

Edit: if you still want to do hash, i'm not gonna write out all the steps, if you search you will find plenty of tuts, even stickies.