WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR RENTS' COME

[ermitonto]

I invite them in for a smoke. But I have hippie parents so it's a little different...

[budbuzz420]

my dads like that. if he ever caught me hed be like "you smoked weed and didnt invite me?not cool

[1e64102e]

It's called a joke. It sucks that they don't respect your privacy, but it's becoming more and more aparrant to me just how lucky I am to have parents who just don't care as long as I keep my grades up.

[Dick Justice]

My dad is 100% cool with it, but he doesn't want me doing it because my mom may find out, and she would definitely overreact.

When I have kids, I think I'll give them the weed talk right along with the sex talk. And the beer talk. And maybe not the acid talk until they're a little older. And then after that, the felony talk.

Uh oh! I'm stoned.

[slipknotpsycho]

lol the felony talk...what's next the "what to do when some 500 pound dude in jail comes up to you and introduces himself as tiny" talk?

[Dick Justice]

Better known as the "how to improvise a weapon and, quite literally, save your own ass" talk.

[1e64102e]

I remember that one fondly.

[Not Enough Herb]

lmao

[daZenfmeister]

Lol that was fucking hilarious, holy shit I can't stop laughting....damn lol too funny. Seriously I'm not gonna care if my kids ever smoke weed but if they fuck up in school or some shit then I'm gonna turn into the hardest hard ass they've ever seen.