Quote Originally Posted by 1e64102e
Tell your mother that you'd love to open the door, but you can't quite find it because her panties are on your head, and it's been a really long time since you've got a nut.
lmao how stoned r u man?

whats a nut lmfao

anyways

ya guy just tell ur mom u were looking at like game magazines or sumthing and u were taking a long time cuz u were putting them away cuz u had just finished looking at them when ur mom got to ur door

and remember, always look like ur telling the truth

kuz parents arent stupid and see through lies like there looking through a window. its second nature to them

later