Quote Originally Posted by stinkyattic
This is the SECOND time in the last 12 hours I have heard this, and it also happens to be the second time in my LIFE I've heard it... what's the deal?
You got one of those things too?
Sheesh canncom is like a bunch of professional tongues for hire here lately!
Yeah, no kidding?! They are fun for adventurous adults!

So yes, I did buy one but right now it's out of town traveling with my gal... it will be home tomorrow afternoon.

I went to the adult store before her last birthday and picked up this little toy after she and I did some window shopping together. It's a small device that is made of a semi-flexible rubber material and powered by a single AA battery.

When combined with foreplay and the right mood, it produces pleasures that many women have never experienced. My GF had never squirted before, be she has now! It takes a relaxed mental state and intimacy, but it has worked a number of times since...

So if that qualifies me as a professional tongue I'll take that as a compliment, but I'm not for hire, rent, or lease.