Quote Originally Posted by purplekush989
the only times i get paranoid are when:

1. my eyes are red as fuck. I went to a diner once when my eyes were literally crimson, and i kept thinking that everyone was staring at my eyes and they all knew.

2. The cops around around. Cops scare the fucking shit out of me, and in the town i'm from, they're always on the prowl for teenagers who have been smoking pot or drinking. On Halloween I parked on a residential street and was smoking my home made bong in my car before a party, and just as i was taking a bong hit, a cop car drove by me reaaaaaaallllllly slowly, as if checking me out. When I saw that it was a cop, I flipped out, spilling bong water all over the inside of my car. I threw my weed out the window as well as the plastic bottle and just got the fuck out of there.


Generally when you're in public, people dont assume that you're high when they see you. it's all in your head. a few things i make sure to do when i'm high in public are (get ready for another sweet list):

1. Make sure that I put in visine. I dont worry about the smell as much, because it goes away quickly, but red, puffy or asian looking eyes can give it away.

2. Speak at a normal speed. A lot of times people can tell im high because i speak slowly, like im thinking really hard about what im saying. I always make sure that when im talking to someone who shouldnt know im high, I speak at a relatively normal speed.

3. Wash hands and drink something. Although my clothes dont reek (unless I smoke in a closet or in my car with the windows up) my hands always smell like roach if im smoking a blunt/joint and my breath always smells. I usually drink a couple of sips of coffee in the morning after i wake and bake or I just grab something from the fridge. It makes all the difference when trying to avoid reeking of weed.

4. Make eye contact. If people see that I'm looking away nervously while i'm talking to them, they're gonna suspect something.

Thats about it.
Good advice. This is pretty much what i do, except i don't care about red eyes. I just tell them i got 2 hours of sleep last night, and im tired as fuck.