When you're in my position, everywhere you go to smoke is sketchy. I'm a day student at a mostly-boarding school, so teachers live all over campus, and my parents are always home. Some of my favorite dumbass moves:

+ In someone's dorm at school, with a window facing the main campus

+ In someone else's dorm, blowing smoke out over a bunch of dudes playing football two stories down

+ In my basement when my mom came home.

+ In my room when my mom came home.

+ In my bathroom when my dad came home (he caught me, but he was cool).

+ In the middle of the street downtown.

+ On a stranger's back porch while they were out.

+ Behind a church.

+ Inside a theatre.

+ In the cul-de-sac of a rich neighborhood near my school.

+ Behind Dunkin' Donuts.

+ In a buddy's car, non-tinted windows, on the main road.



I'm really a dumb piece of shit when it comes down to it, but I seem to be surviving, so bombs away.