I know this seems wierd on the surface, but honestly, deep down inside, don't you think all men have a secret desire to dress as a prostitute and be anally raped by a woman dresed as a pimp and wearing a huge rubber dick while she slaps him silly and calls him Stephenie?

If you don't think that is normal, you're just fooling yourself. It's the most natural thing in the world...

Still if you are not comfortable with it, it's best you found out now. I wasn't fully honest with my wife, so after we had been married for awhile I told her I wanted to try something different in the bedroom.

"What did you have in mind, leave the light on? Or maybe talk dirty? That might be kind of fun!"

"No, I was thinking I could dress up like Goldilocks and you could put on a bear outfit and tie me up and and pee all over me while screaming 'Who's this sleeping in my bed, bitch!'"