Rant about your coworkers

[stinkyattic]

explaine? plz brother o dont understan surely if you have a strict time table about who and when you are seeing them would that not give you more chance to bask in the garden of weedon?
lol then i geuss u have other reason?

I live alone. I work alone. I'm a social creature. It's isolating. It just depresses me in general not to have a co-worker to squirt water at out of the squeezy bottles at the lab and look at homestarrunner when we are on our lunch break.

[suhl]

i never really liked most of the people i worked with. then i left for awhile and then came back, and for some reason their feelings towards me had changed, mine toward them had not. it is mainly all these annoying little rich highschool girls or people who are in their mid forties and just failed to ever set goals in their life, so it is hard to respect any of them, and hard to like them. after being there awhile i can get along with pretty much everyone there, some i find really annoying but still want to think im their good friends, some i still cant stand. god the shit that goes on there. nothing really, but enough to make you glad the time has come every day when you go home. it is ok during the day there are some younger people to get along with.

here is the real rant. there is this middle aged man who i talked to in casual conversation at work for awhile. we both got high(never together, never see him outside of work) and i was the only young person hed met that had any familiarity with the music he listened to growing up. so it was funny to talk to him for awhile, but then it became increasingly obvious how pathetic and weird he was. he would talk to me way too much and had this weird habit of standing uncomfortably close. then he always wanted to start bringing me cds and shit to work. mind you none of this was gay, not to say i liked any of it, but it didnt deal with the fact he couldnt get any girls, it dealt with the fact that he had no friends. i felt sory for him at first, but the more time i hear him talk the less i feel sorry for him and the more im disgusted. he can be funny sometimes, but really it is just a downer being around him because he is one of the most pathetic individuals i have ever encountered. so make sure you set some sort of goals in life.

[thcbongman]

Can't say I hate anybody there, or dislike them. Sometimes one of does something that annoys me, but I let it pass. I'm quite an easy-going person to work with!

[cobracommander1079]

Ive had numerous jobs with shitty co-workers, and I finally started my own home buisness. My only problem now is myself (laziness). Instead of letting co-workers ruin your day, RUIN THERE DAY, AND ENJOY DOING IT! here is a couple ideas:
-Don't flush the toilet (then tell one of your co-workers that another co-worker did it)
-steal (lunches, important paperwork, staplers, mail, memo's, keys, etc.)
-or you can hide things (like the above items)
-fuck up the computer/copier/fax machine
-start rumors (so and so that no longer works there told you that so and so is stealing from the company, etc.-BE CREATIVE
-use your cell phone (*67) to repeatedly call the main office line then hang up
-fart (literally) around people you dislike (maybe even customers)
-place empty bottles of liquor in the trash can of your least favorite co-worker, (then tell your boss what you saw in the garbage, and explain that your concerned about your co-workers well being)