Oh yeah... and here's a big one...

8. don't talk about the size of your penis. I can see it just fine. And if I were blind, I could feel it just fine. so don't talk about it.

9. I hate it when people use cutesy nicknames for genitals and breasts. it makes me feel like I am having sex with a preschooler. call it a penis and a vagina, if you're an adult. there are bedroom words for these but in public conversation can we act like we're not uncomfortable with the correct terms?