Hey, sup.. yeah excessive talking is a big one, or when they dont make not one single noise...ok heres my pet peeves..
1. Assuming I'm ready to have sex just because I'm wet.
2. Assuming you are going to get oral, but dont feel that you should have to return the favor. ** not all men do this, but quite a few do.
3. just because you waggle your tounge around for a few minutes stabbing like youre in a fuckin slasher film does not constitute oral. ** the clitoris is not the R button on your video game remote!!**
4. Not taking your socks off for sex...
5. wearing thightie whities when you KNOW ur gonna get some..
6. OMFG very important!! TRIM YOUR FINGERNAILS!!!! (lets just say.. it still hurts..mmkay)
7. asking me every 5 seconds if im okay, and if im almost there.. dude, when im gettin close.. trust.. youll know...
thats all i can think of for now..