1. Bad personal hygiene in general - this includes, but is not limited to, failing to brush one's teeth twice a day and before kissing, failing to shower when one smells like sweaty stank, reeking of cigarette smoke, failing to cut one's finger- and toenails, looking like one cannot afford a haircut, not shaving, unruly beard or other facial hair, etc.

2. holes in one's socks, holes in one's boxers, cheesy boxers that one's mother bought for him to keep him from having premarital sex, cartoon characters on clothing in general.

3. making fun of other people, snorting when laughing, being an arrogant prick that thinks he knows better than everyone else

4. expecting a real woman to be like a porn star. seriously. ridiculous.

5. food in bed. wtf. I don't want to lick chocolate off your smelly ass.

6. not knowing what the hell is going on because you're too self-conscious. seriously. God gave us social instincts, can't you just fucking USE them?

7. telling me I look like a movie star or something. I know I don't look like Jennifer Aniston or someone. If I did, I'd be rich and famous. so cut the crap.