sexual pet peeves AKA ...uh is that supposed to turn me on?

[trainwreck530]

what up. i was just thinking about this to myself and i had to start a thread. some people are turned on by things or do things that make me go ...huh? i cant really say much though because im def a kinky perv.

1. excessive talkers. there was this girl named M, and boy she really killed the mood. everytime we had sex it was 'ooo yeah i like that cock in my pussy' but like times a hundred man. she said it would be awesome if i did the same. before that i thought that only happend in shitty pornos u know?:stoned:

2. my ex was givin me head, said shed be back and rean out of the room. came back with her mouth full of something. when she started again i felt something warm and it was hot chocolate. fuckin spilled all over me. sticky..washed it off

3. bad oral. id like to go on record saying that a decent percentage of women have no clue how to suck good dick. i was thinking about this last month. i was with this girl who was hella fine. she put part of it in her mouth, teethed it and was like fuckin blowing on it or something. im developing a sixth sense for spoting ones that give good head.


im sure theres many more but ill leave that to you. lets take a load off and hit the bong-donny

trainwreck530 Reviewed by trainwreck530 on 11-03-2007. sexual pet peeves AKA ...uh is that supposed to turn me on? what up. i was just thinking about this to myself and i had to start a thread. some people are turned on by things or do things that make me go ...huh? i cant really say much though because im def a kinky perv. 1. excessive talkers. there was this girl named M, and boy she really killed the mood. everytime we had sex it was 'ooo yeah i like that cock in my pussy' but like times a hundred man. she said it would be awesome if i did the same. before that i thought that only happend in shitty Rating: 5

[Hilder420]

Hey, sup.. yeah excessive talking is a big one, or when they dont make not one single noise...ok heres my pet peeves..
1. Assuming I'm ready to have sex just because I'm wet.
2. Assuming you are going to get oral, but dont feel that you should have to return the favor. ** not all men do this, but quite a few do.
3. just because you waggle your tounge around for a few minutes stabbing like youre in a fuckin slasher film does not constitute oral. ** the clitoris is not the R button on your video game remote!!**
4. Not taking your socks off for sex...
5. wearing thightie whities when you KNOW ur gonna get some..
6. OMFG very important!! TRIM YOUR FINGERNAILS!!!! (lets just say.. it still hurts..mmkay)
7. asking me every 5 seconds if im okay, and if im almost there.. dude, when im gettin close.. trust.. youll know...
thats all i can think of for now..

[ScaryMissMary]

1. porno style kisses, I HATE those, they are sloppy and just plain gross.

2. Cheesy dirty talk, you all know what Im talking about.

3. jackhammering.. 'nuff said.

[og512]

Women that won't get on top.
and
Excessive screaming/moaning. Like they're trying to piss the neighbors off.

[Hilder420]

Women that won't get on top.

WTF?!? Honest.. never occured to me to say no to being on top.. wow.. women actually do that? LOL

[Canadian_Cron]

2. my ex was givin me head, said shed be back and rean out of the room. came back with her mouth full of something. when she started again i felt something warm and it was hot chocolate. fuckin spilled all over me. sticky..washed it off

LMAO!!! i just got the funniest image of this chick running towards you with her mouth overflowing with fucking chocolate! man, i dont no what i wudda said after that if it was me ahaha.

[YotaBoy]

Girls need to be taught how to give head. Look at it either as a blessing or a curse that you got a new one.

I like em both, but the knowledgable ones are much more fun.

[friendowl]

i cant think of anything that has turned me off
if the female does not make me feel good with her mouth its cool
once i get her in doggy style position or she climbs up on top
things always always end up well

one thing that i do hate is a bad kisser

[FakeBoobsRule]

Some things that keeps threads alive in the sexuality forum are maturity, respect, class, good taste and dignity. Misogeny is not one of them. Pradinge80, stop with the misogenistic terms. Do you think it makes you look cool? No, all it does is disrespect the women who come to this forum, who are in the minority, and get threads closed. Of course this goes both ways. No male bashing terms either.

I deleted Pradinge80's posts and those who quoted it not because those who quoted pradinge did anything wrong but rather to remove the terms. In fact, most who responded were men who seemed somewhat offended too.

With that said, I too hate bad kissers and girls who aren't comfortable touching themselves. It seems like deep throating has become a lost art too.

[Squiggle]

Bad kissers and girls that won't LET me go down on her.