Quote Originally Posted by Old Stoner
First I use a spray of Mean Green, and using a brillo pad, remove all the tell tale signs of flaky psoriasis. Next, with my grinder, I grind off anything that is left sticking out, therefore ensuring a smooth finishe to the foot. Always remember to grind those pesky toe nails as well. Those unsightly hanging and broken nails can really be hell when one of yours happens to poke= your partners ass while in bed in the middle of the night.

Then I use one ounce of Carnuba wax on each foot, and be sure to apply the wax in circular counterclockwise motions. Why? hell, I don't know. Mr Miyagi said so.

Allow the wax dry to a dull haze, then polish off with a clean dry heavy duty grit sandpaper using straight, deliberate strokes. Make sure you get between the toes, as thiese crevices are by far the most overlooked part of the foot, with the heel trailing a close second.

Once again, scrub with the brillo pad and the Mean Green solution, rinse with pure vinegar, and use a leaf blower to blow dry.

With the foot now dry, it is safe to use the conditioner. Extra virgin olive oil works best, and be sure to rub it in deeply. Be sure to allow ample time (20 minutes) for the oil to dry, and WA-LA, your feet are ready for another day.

I sincerely hope this was both informative and cautioning. Happy Feet! :dance: :yippee: :abduct:
i thought it might be true,
until i got to the sandpaper, vinegar, and olive oil part
lol

As for me, i wash my feet along with every other part of my body with soap
420_24/7 Reviewed by 420_24/7 on . do you wash your feet with soap or are you too lazy do you just let the water from your shower flow over your toes and you assume they are clean Rating: 5