I, personally, like cleaning my ass with my feet, but only after I've cleaned my feet with my balls. Before my vigorous ball washing, I'll dip them in petroleum jelly, call them my 'naughty nuggets of love', and shave them with the first razor I find at the dollar store.

It is good to be Lord Vapor.
Darth Vapor Reviewed by Darth Vapor on . do you wash your feet with soap or are you too lazy do you just let the water from your shower flow over your toes and you assume they are clean Rating: 5