what is your oddest encounter while high?

[dragonrider]

Last week I went outside for a cancer stick and no joke...... there was a chicken looking up at me. I offered it no strings attached chicken sex but it declined so I picked it up under one arm and took it for a walk. After returning from the park some old lady ran up to me and said "Oh thankyou so much!!", took the chicken off me and gave me a fiver for finding it. I said i'd prefer to sex the chicken but I dont think she heard me so I just went back inside.

That is 100% true.

(Except for the sex parts)

Did you just say an old lady gave you five bucks to fuck a chicken?

dragonrider Reviewed by dragonrider on 12-05-2007. what is your oddest encounter while high? When I was 16ish, 2 friends and I went up a canyon to smoke. We got to the trailhead parking lot and while unloading our bong, a stanger on a 10 speed said, hey can i hit that. We all looked around and said hit what? I mean the guy was around 50, so we figured what the hell, and we said sure. So we hike up about 1mile and started smoking. Shortly after we started, he asked us if he could paint a picture of us. Shocked and confused we said why not. He grabbed his old backpack and grabbed Rating: 5