me and my friend were smoking in the woods (this is like when we were 16 or 17) we were pretty high, and then we started talking about how there had been coyote sightings in the area (this is pretty close to a city) and then we started getting all paranoid and scared at every chipmunk or leaf falling....then we were goin up this little hill and we hear pitter patter of something walking....something running (oh god what the fuck is that!?) oh my god its close! our hearts are goin a million beats per minute....then over the hill comes what we thought was a coyote....we saw it and just fucking DOVE down the hill and started rolling...i rolled into a ditch type thing and covered my head with my arms....then i heard a voice say "come here girl" and looked up and some dude came over the hill calling his husky dog...me and my friend, although still shooken up laughed so hard...the dude musta thought we were crazy....i will never forget that

anouther time a few of us were coming home from a bar and we were smoking..it was like 2am, draggin my feet and i accidently stepped on a pack of matches and they ignited....i thought that i had burst into flames for no reason like spontaneous combusted and i freaked the FUCK out....my friends had a good laugh