Quote Originally Posted by illnillinois
I get a phone call at work from my wife. She's laughing and crying at the same time if that possible.
She was going to lay down for a nap after put the 3 babies to bed, but before laying down, she needed to through a couple of items in the dryer. She tossed them in and started it and laid down. Shortly after she started hearing a faint noise. Sounding like a baby groaning, she checked on the 3 kids, nothing wrong, so she went back to bed.
She heard the sounds again but with a new sound, now with a
thump, thump, roerrrr, thump gurrrr, thump, thump. She checked on the kids again, nothing the matter.
She laid back down, and still a noise. THEN her heart stops and it hits her. SHIT THE CATS, she runs in the laundry room and slams on the stop button. She is scared to death to open the dryer door, because the cats had a habit of sleeping in there.
She cracks the door open ready to find a dead cat. She opens it and BOTH of our cats fly out, slamming into the walls and then the door, dizzy from their 8 minute or so tumble dry..

I :S2: my ass off when I heard this. The cats were fine with the exception of one cats tail would just drag limp on the ground. It was fine a couple weeks later..

believe it or not the cat were back in the dryer. dumb cats didn't learn..
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